What would Jesus do ?

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theleafwarden:

they-call-me-andi:

mistakinglyme:

I am this cartoon. every damn day

Embrace it

im the last one for everything

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inkskinned:

me talking about my mental illness in front of my therapist: … i ,,, might have? some sadness… somewhere in me… but it’s? not bad… i’m just whiny… i don’t know i just… never sleep and …
me in front of complete strangers: move greg i have depression and i want the pasta it’s an emergency

(Source: inkskinned, via perks-of-being-chinese)

dulect:

when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job

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bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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me as a pilot

memeufacturing:

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

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puppetwithapistol:

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time

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